Sunday, 25 October 2009

ADVENTURES IN POUNDLAND HORROR - No 5 - JIGSAW

TAGLINE - PUT HIM TOGETHER, HE WILL TEAR YOU APART
Wow what a turkey, what a waste of a good plot, what an exhibition of bad acting and lacklustre gore.
The Plot involves a bunch af very adult looking art students who are each given a piece of a mannequin dummy, as part of an art project (which for some strange reason the art teacher decides to do in a bar?!) This results in a destinctly punk rock looking dummy (Metal Mowhawk et al.). Obviously each mannequin body part has significance to the artist and back tales of incest, murder and abuse pad out the film. It could be interesting but somehow it is boring. I think it may have been the beers I'd had or the one dimensional characters but I didnt give a fuck - Yep I wanted them to die so I could go off and do something more interesting with my life (such as pair up my bloody sock draw or something!). Wow they even manage to pad out the running time but telling us not once but twice all of the actors in the movie credits at the end! Warning this movie contains one of the female characters dancing in a very short skirt and bra revealing top, drunkenly dancing in a bar for what feels like forever...
no stars and even a minus one for no boobs and very little gore.

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