TAGLINE - EVERY GAME ENDS IN SUDDEN DEATH
Directed by the near legend CHARLES BRAND and starring SID HAIG (HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES), MICHAEL BERRYMAN (THE HILLS HAVE EYES) and SCOTT WHYTE (REEKER) I had high hopes for this one. How wrong I was!After 3 false starts,'cos you have to be in exactly the right state of inhebriation to watch some films as you know, I finally got round to watching this one at 5 am on a Sunday morning.
What a fucking clunker! The acting is forced, the special effects seem to consist of buckets of blood being randomly thrown over people and the plot, such as it is, exists to bore the audience rigid between the action.
After inheriting a cursed casino (as you do) a group of friends have a road trip to check it out. The Casino, it turns out, is inhabited by the ghosts of ROY 'THE WORD' DONAHUE (HAIG) and GIL WACHETTA (BERRYMAN). The ghosts do not want the teens there and start hacking bits off them and the finale is a poker game for their souls. One unitentional joke is the gangster croupier turning into a MR POTATO HEAD with glowing eyes for no real reason. No random nudity either, Bollocks what a waste of talent.
no stars and no point.
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